Its about making memories worth repressing
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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