Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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