hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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