im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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