let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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