normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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