i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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