I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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