Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
