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we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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