You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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