Jerry, you need to find god
I don't think brook has ever known best
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
