Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
MIDGETS
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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