Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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