All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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