Yo dont text me then not text me
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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