It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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