Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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