The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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