Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
just tell him i said nine months
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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