arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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