like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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