Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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