Well douche your snatch and let's go!
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
So vagazzling was a success
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