Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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