i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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