nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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