Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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