Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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