So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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