I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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