How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
