dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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