so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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