normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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