okay pat passed out under dana's car
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
