i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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