Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
how can u be prego again
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I currently don't understand fingers.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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