she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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