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he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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