The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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