I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Houston, we have a blender
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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