Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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