so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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