I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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