then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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