I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
