yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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