butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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