we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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