problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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