Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
as a side note pls kill me
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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