I bet he comes in French.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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